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Mike Damone's Five-Point Plan for succeeding with women.

1.

You never let on how much you like a girl.

2.

You always call the shots.

3.

Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be; "Isn't this great?.

4.

When ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move.

5.

When it comes down to making out, whenever possible put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.