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12/16/2005 |
| Top Ten Things Every Customer Should Know About The Upcoming 2006 New Year Sale |
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It is January 8th, 2006 at the South location. See our web site or ask an Edgeguy for details. |
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Extra scary Edgeguy Chris is working counter this year. Depending on how much you spend and if you ask extra nice, he may show you his “secret” tattoos. |
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Great deals on basement back issues. This year, if you are lucky , Kurt Wood himself (instead of one of his underlings) might help you fill those want lists. |
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25% off everything in stock, including comic storage supplies! |
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First prize in the main drawing is a $500 Edge shopping spree. Ask John how to spend it! |
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All-u-can-eat-but-you-cannot-eat-that-much fudge. Unconfirmed reports of peanut butter flavored fudge this year. |
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Hottie Edgechick Diane will be working counter and promises to “smell extra purdy” this year. |
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Please do not chant, “jump…jump…jump” while waiting in line to enter the sale as Steve stands on the roof. Instead, make him dance for nickels. |
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For every $100 you spend, you get an entry in the Avengers #1 drawing. |
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As expected, all chicks wearing only 1 piece of a 2-piece Fantastic Four bikini get their admission comped by the SYSOP. |
