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Top 10 resume qualifications listed by people applying for a job at Collector's Edge East


Almost graduated from barber AND clown college.

I am tired of looking for jobs in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
Dude, I read, like, 5 comics a day… and once wore the same comic themed t-shirt for over a week straight… dude, I would be perfect, dude.
I frequent your store at least twice a month and sometimes make a purchase. I think I know what goes on there and how to make many improvements.
I am fat, drunk, lazy, stupid, make many mistakes, and eat too much bacon. But I am mostly honest.
Obtained a masters degree in folklore mythology.
My spouse is the breadwinner and I stay at home all day doing nothing anyway.
I am a good work guy.
I have over 15 years experience at Collector’s Edge as office manager & package system operator. I was involved in all aspects of the previous Collector’s Edge shops and am responsible for conception, design and maintenance of the entire computer system. This includes programming, web design, hardware upkeep, capacity planning, and anticipating user needs.
and the number 1...
  • Distinction of becoming one of only nine men in the US Army to be given the military classification "playwright”
  • Willing to start in an entry-level position
  • I have an excellent work ethic
  • Created or co-created legendary characters such as Spider-Man, The Incredible Hulk, The X-Men, The Fantastic Four, Iron Man, Daredevil, The Avengers, Thor and Dr Strange
  • Named publisher of Marvel Comics in 1972
  • Can operate most modern cash registers
  • Appeared in many Marvel Comics movies
  • I have my own transportation