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09/03/2004

 

Top 10 Things Steve said to convince the Edgeguys that hiring a female wouldn't upset the delicate balance and natural order of things at the Edge.

10)
We could use a few more broads around here.
9)
She is probably smarter than most of us anyway. She knows all those "woman" tricks.
8)
Stupid ERA enforcement penalties. Besides, she has small hands and can easily clean in between the comic racks.
7)
Well, I need SOMEONE to read and explain chick books to me.
6)
No, you do not have to change the EdgeGUY logo to EdgePERSONS or have to change the color of anything to pink.
5)
If she wears a fake mustache no one will even know.
4)
The office could use a woman's touch... and so could the Mad Serb!
3)
Well maybe you should have thought of that BEFORE you all took off for Wizard World and I had to use monkeys to fill in!
2)
It will be nice to see someone else, besides Kurt, wear the Supergirl outfit to the annual Collector's Edge Sadie Hawkins dance.
and the number 1...
1)

We can call her nicknames like "Cupcake" and "Pumpkin".

 

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