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08/17/2004

 

Top 10 Reasons Fanboy Kyle Went Back to College

10)
Sysop informed him he would have his Edgeguys status changed to honorary, anyway.
9)
After Mike left for U.S. Air Force no one to boss around.
8)
Really missed that -living on Mac n' Cheese- lifestyle.
7)
Ordered too many expensive specialty items, wanted to get out of town before they shipped.
6)
South basement rats said they were sick of his attitude.
5)
Corrected Titans and Legion filing.. felt better about it.
4)
Secretly scouting locations for Collector's Edge Madison (so secret even Steve does not know about it).
3)
Parents made him go, not wanting him "to be an Edgeguy the rest of his life".
2)
Was tired of trying to get his Edgeguy Required Reading done on time,

and the number 1...

1)

Watched The Special Edition DVD of Animal House and thought, dammit, college CAN be fun...

 

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