10) Carve famous historical Edgeguy faces in Jack-o-Lanterns
 9) Steal trick-or-treater candy
 8) Dress kids as Rogman
 7) Eat stolen trick-or-treater candy
 6) Mark Up those "scary" EC comics
 5) Bob for apples in tub of cheap booze
 4) Spend night in old man Dobrzynski's haunted comic shop
 3) Buffy marathon in the buff
 2) Try to score with goth chick

 and the number one...

 1) Pack a large bag of beef jerky to eat while waiting for Great Pumpkin to arrive in pumpkin patch