Home

09/05/2003

Top 10 Proposed Back Up Power Sources For The Edge Package System Computer

10) nuclear power (hey, it's safe, clean, gives you superpowers)
 9) finally hook up that weird Tesla device we found in basement
 8) flux capacitor
 7) Fusion Buddy (by RONCO)
 6) dilithium crystals
 5) scrap it and use notebooks
 4) South basement rats running on a treadmill
 3) Rogman running on a treadmill
 2) place old edgeguys in matrix-like containment to use as human batteries

and the number 1...

 1) Edgeguy flatulence (we could power 10 systems)