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Aliases:
Oz Osbourne
Name: Steve Dobrzynski
Status:
Active
Rank: Owner
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge Comics
Recent Quote:

"Feels like my life is a Monty Python skit."

My biggest security concern is…

..none of your business.


Bacon makes everything better, but what makes bacon better?

mmmm... Bacon... mmm... what was the question?


Aliases:
Cassius Sparks, Cash, Calvin
Name: Kevin Zawicki
Status: Active
Rank: Manager - Operations
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge Comics Office
Recent Quote: "So very tired."
My biggest security concern is…
Hmm, PCs, viruses, Trojan horses, phishing, worms, macro, micro, Polymorphic Viruses, Steve, perimeter alarms, hacking, the secret CEC office entrance, password spoofing.

Bacon makes everything better, but what makes bacon better?

Cooking it over open camp fire.


Aliases:
Ricky
Name: Kurt Wood
Status: Active
Rank: Supervising Manager
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge West, Collector's Edge North
Recent Quote:

"I swear. They could not print in color. Really. I know, right?"

My biggest security concern is…

Will my Superman signal watch work when I need it the most? Zee... zee... zee... zee...


Bacon makes everything better, but what makes bacon better?

More bacon. Then make that more bacon better by adding more more bacon. Then make that more more bacon better by adding more more more more bacon and then - etc.


Aliases:
Buddy
Name: Eric Aho
Status: Active
Rank: Manager
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge East
Recent Quote: "East is soon opening on Sundays."
My biggest security concern is…

Did I remember to activate the alarm before I left?


Bacon makes everything better, but what makes bacon better?

Cheese.


Aliases:
Jones, Henry Jones
Name: John Steib
Status: Active
Rank: Senior Executive Clerk
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge West
Recent Quote:

"They may take your phone!"

My biggest security concern is…

Securing the future for the next generation. And comics.


Bacon makes everything better, but what makes bacon better?

Hard working farmers.


Aliases:
Creepy Carol
Name: Jasmine Schmidt
Status: Active
Rank: Operations Assistant
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge Comics Office
Recent Quote: "I unneed off that day."
My biggest security concern is…

Facebook social engineering.


Bacon makes everything better, but what makes bacon better?

When it is cooked by someone else and served to me.


Aliases:
Dutch Nilbog
Name: Jeff Wojcik
Status: Active
Rank: Clerk
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge East
Recent Quote: "East. Even sooner. It begins again."
My biggest security concern is…

Does my security code still work when East opens on Sundays in May?


Bacon makes everything better, but what makes bacon better?

Fries.


Aliases:
Josh Armstrong
Name: Rob Maass
Status: Active
Rank: Clerk
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge Package South
Recent Quote: "What is that day between Monday and Thursday caled again?"
My biggest security concern is…

Dude, I will never go into another location when not scheduled again.


Bacon makes everything better, but what makes bacon better?

Cheerleaders.


Aliases:
Cameron Price
Name: Jamey Scerpella
Status: Active
Rank: Clerk
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge South
Recent Quote: "Cough."
My biggest security concern is…

Is Steve ALWAYS watching me?


Bacon makes everything better, but what makes bacon better?

FREE bacon.


Aliases:
Melanie Garcia
Name: Rea Laskowski
Status: Active
Rank: Clerk
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge West, Collector's Edge North
Recent Quote: "I am really really excited... to see the Avengers movie."
My biggest security concern is…

If attacked by a "potential suitor" do I go to the pepper spray right away or do I physically subdue them?


Bacon makes everything better, but what makes bacon better?

Bacon served by the Chip n' Dale dancers.


Aliases:
Al
Name: Zach Dobrzynski
Status: Active
Rank: Clerk
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge West
Recent Quote: "Avengers movie. Awesome."
My biggest security concern is…

Financial.


Bacon makes everything better, but what makes bacon better?

While my dad was forgetting what the question was, I ate HIS bacon!


Special Guest:
Molly Hughes