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Edgeguy League:
New Frontier?!?


Aliases:
Green Lantern, Hal Jordon
Name: Steve Dobrzynski
Status:
Active
Rank: Owner
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge Comics
Recent Quote:

"I get asked to do appraisals, I ask to do appraisals, heck, I even get appraised myself once in a while."

If a secret government agent recruited me to fight a living dinosaur island I would…

Demand a cool code name, like Sir Captain Steve.


My Thanksgiving preparation includes…

Eating steak weeks before to build up my strength.


Aliases:
Special Agent Faraday
Name: Kevin Zawicki
Status: Active
Rank: Manager - Operations
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge Package Control
Recent Quote: "YES, we are having the annual thing we have every January."
If a secret government agent recruited me to fight a living dinosaur island I would…
I told you I couldn't talk about THAT!

My Thanksgiving preparation includes…

Hitting the used clothes store for a nice pair of big-eating-pregnant-pants to wear that day.


Aliases:
Superman, Kal, Spaceman
Name: Kurt Wood
Status: Active
Rank: Manager
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge West
Recent Quote: "Great Scott!"
If a secret government agent recruited me to fight a living dinosaur island I would…

Give my best girl a big kiss and go off and fight those Commie Pinko dinosaurs.


My Thanksgiving preparation includes…
Convincing my wife that is really OK to stuff the turkey with sausage.

Aliases:
Martian Manhunter, Detective John Jones
Name: Jo Schmidt
Status: Active
Rank: Manager
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge South
Recent Quote: "Ask ME about our new bag & board & sandwich service! Ok, I made up the sandwich part."
If a secret government agent recruited me to fight a living dinosaur island I would…

They would ask, I would tell, they would not recruit me.


My Thanksgiving preparation includes…

I already started working on my turkey costume for the, uh, "convention".


Aliases:
Batman
Name: Matt Chicorel
Status: Active
Rank: Manager
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge Comics East
Recent Quote: "That's right babes, I AM a hot DJ!"
If a secret government agent recruited me to fight a living dinosaur island I would…

Ask for extra guns.


My Thanksgiving preparation includes…

Sharpening my carving knives.


Aliases:
Flash, Barry
Name: Kerry Birmingham
Status:
Active
Rank: Manager
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge North
Recent Quote:

"Steve, if I get recruited to fight a living dinosaur island can I have half shifts for the next 17 weeks. And I might need the Friday after Thanksgiving off."

If a secret government agent recruited me to fight a living dinosaur island I would…

Request from Steve, half shifts for the next 17 weeks.


My Thanksgiving preparation includes…
Wondering why we do not get Friday off as well?

Aliases:
Metamorpho
Name: John Steib
Status: Active
Rank: Senior Executive Clerk
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge West
Recent Quote:

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If a secret government agent recruited me to fight a living dinosaur island I would…

Find a peaceful way to stop the island.


My Thanksgiving preparation includes…

Practicing making those neat trace-your-hand cut out paper turkeys for my class.


Aliases:
Wonder Woman, Diana
Name: Jasmine Schmidt (no relation to Jo Schmidt)
Status: Active
Rank: Operations Assistant
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge Package Control
Recent Quote: "Almost there..."
If a secret government agent recruited me to fight a living dinosaur island I would…

DO I get a sword?


My Thanksgiving preparation includes…

Picking out various snacks my baby wants me to eat.


Aliases:
Green Arrow
Name: Neal Long
Status: Active
Rank: Clerk
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge South
Recent Quote: "I think I need a Neal theme song."
If a secret government agent recruited me to fight a living dinosaur island I would…

Say OK, but I could only fight on Sundays.


My Thanksgiving preparation includes…

Trying to persuade Steve to do some crazy promotion where we drop live Turkeys from a helicopter.


Aliases:
Robin
Name: Jeff Wojcik
Status: Active
Rank: Clerk
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge East
Recent Quote: "I think I might need one of those French Fry withdrawal patches."
If a secret government agent recruited me to fight a living dinosaur island I would…

Pack a lot of canned fries and hit the front.


My Thanksgiving preparation includes…

Plotting to use the oil from the turkey fryers for French fries.


Introducing:

Aliases:
Adam Strange
Name: Eric Aho
Status: Active
Rank: Clerk
Base Of Operations: Collector's Edge South
Recent Quote: "Yes, I mean, no, I mean, whatever you want me to mean."
If a secret government agent recruited me to fight a living dinosaur island I would…

Consult the Edgeguy handbook.


My Thanksgiving preparation includes…

Helping Jasmine picking out various snacks her my baby wants her to eat.