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Name: |
Steve Dobrzynski |
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Active |
| Rank: |
Owner |
| Base Of Operations: |
Collector's Edge Comics |
| Recent Quote: |
"Sit on it!" |
If I time traveled to the 1950s I would... |
Try to find that Doc Brown guy and get back.
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I can prove I am not a Skrull. |
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Name: |
Kevin Zawicki |
| Status: |
Active |
| Rank: |
Manager - Operations |
| Base Of Operations: |
Collector's Edge Package Control |
| Recent Quote: |
"Yes, Mork was originally a Happy Days character." |
If I time traveled to the 1950s I would...
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Invent the PC 10 years early, reap the rewards, and buy my own island. |
I can prove I am not a Skrull. |
The -Is a Skrull- box is unchecked on my package form.
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Aliases: |
Richard Cunningham, Richie, Kl'rt
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Name: |
Kurt Wood |
| Status: |
Active |
| Rank: |
Manager |
| Base Of Operations: |
Collector's Edge West |
| Recent Quote: |
"My boys CAN swim." |
If I time traveled to the 1950s I would...
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I can prove I am not a Skrull. |
If I was a Skrull I would... have a Skrull name, like, Kl'rt, which is not even close to Kurt, as you can see. |
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Name: |
Jo Schmidt |
| Status: |
Active |
| Rank: |
Manager |
| Base Of Operations: |
Collector's Edge South |
| Recent Quote: |
"Yo. Jo, Manager, cleanup that barf. I hate the sound of that." |
If I time traveled to the 1950s I would...
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I can prove I am not a Skrull. |
I
am not a Skrull, but I have dressed like one on occasion.
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Aliases: |
Arthur Fonzarelli, Fonzie
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Name: |
Matt Chicorel |
| Status: |
Active |
| Rank: |
Manager |
| Base Of Operations: |
Collector's Edge Comics East |
| Recent Quote: |
"Nothing new to report at this time." |
If I time traveled to the 1950s I would...
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I can prove I am not a Skrull. |
I ALREADY proved I wasn't a zombie, is that not good enough? Did I ever appear on any cover as a half-skrull? No. I did not. Sheesh.
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Aliases: |
Ralph Malph, Ralph the mouth
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Name: |
Kerry Birmingham |
| Status: |
Active |
| Rank: |
Manager |
| Base Of Operations: |
Collector's Edge North |
| Recent Quote: |
"Did I mention I might be in the sequel to Little Women?" |
If I time traveled to the 1950s I would...
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Protest against the establishment, the establishment is always wrong.
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I can prove I am not a Skrull. |
IF, and I mean if as to postulate this nonsense, if I was a Skrull I would... question everything Steve did and try to undermine his so called rules. |
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Name: |
John Steib |
| Status: |
Active |
| Rank: |
Senior Executive Clerk |
| Base Of Operations: |
Collector's Edge West |
| Recent Quote: |
"Kl'rt, I am really a Durlan." |
If I time traveled to the 1950s I would...
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Open a comic shop and wait for comics to be invented.
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I can prove I am not a Skrull. |
Actually, I was just talking to Kl'rt about this, I am really a Durlan.
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Aliases: |
Joanie Cunningham, Shortcake |
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Name: |
Jasmine Schmidt (no relation to Jo Schmidt) |
| Status: |
Active |
| Rank: |
Operations Assistant |
| Base Of Operations: |
Collector's Edge Package Control |
| Recent Quote: |
"Of course I may have to take a longer break when the contractions start." |
If I time traveled to the 1950s I would...
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I can prove I am not a Skrull. |
I am not a Skrull, but my baby might be part Skrull. My husband has been acting very strange since we conceived.
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Name: |
Neal Long |
| Status: |
Active |
| Rank: |
Clerk |
| Base Of Operations: |
Collector's Edge South, Collector's Edge South Basement |
| Recent Quote: |
"Wizard World is awesome." |
If I time traveled to the 1950s I would...
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I can prove I am not a Skrull. |
I am more of an ape than a Skrull.
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Aliases: |
Charles Arcola, Chachi |
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Name: |
Jeff
Wojcik |
| Status: |
Active |
| Rank: |
Clerk |
| Base Of Operations: |
Collector's Edge East |
| Recent Quote: |
"I often do the Monty Python skit SPAM, but use fries instead of SPAM. Fries, fries, fries, fries, fries, and fries." |
If I time traveled to the 1950s I would...
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Eat some of those old-timey drive-in French fires.
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I can prove I am not a Skrull. |
I wish I WAS a Skrull. They have the best fries on Tarnax IV.
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